I try to be deep, but I end up sounding like an idiot.
  • markbrendanawitz:

    i hope on the very last episode of parks and rec, mark brendanawicz comes to visit the parks department and hes like “hey leslie hows the park?” and shes like “what park” and hes like “the park you said you were building years ago. didn’t it ever get built” and the camera cuts to leslie’s panic-stricken face and she goes “oh fuck” and the screen cuts to black

    (via dddlovely)

  • i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

    (via dddlovely)

  • intriguers:

    how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

    (via reckless-day-dreaming)

  • msfili:

    Iron Gym works, folks.

    (via mor-een)

  • phon3y:

    I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

    (Source: unlucky-artist, via mopwop)

  • I’m eating cookies to avoid growing feelings of failure and anxiety and my impending future.

    The oatmeal raisin ones taste like my life choices…stale and pointless.

  • claydols:

    ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

    (Source: canadad, via anythingbutgiraffes)

  • Well, I guess I’m going to prom?

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  • spookythunder:

    I embarrass myself infront of myself

    (Source: sicktitts, via jedibaggins)

  • ickno:

    responsibility is knocking on my door and I’m not answering

    (via paulgiahottie)